girls on facebook
  • when they set a status: Lms && I'll Answer 50 Questiions ;**
  • when they share a picture: Liike The Piic Not The Liink (;
  • when they try to be deep: You Only Live Once . YOLO !
  • when they try to express their feelings: Omqq!
  • when they "hack" their friend's accounts: Omqq I loooove *insert name here* sooo much ! She's peeerfff && hooottt .
  • me: shut up, get off the internet, and go take an english course.
that awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross

sodamnrelatable:

i’m usually like

(Source: campbelltoe)

when girls say they dont masturbate.

chillinwiththestars:

firstkissofthenight: